2 New Metals are added to Chemistry:
1
Name: WIFE
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards,Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence : Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
2
• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
- Light when found
first
- Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
- Boils at any time
with inlaws
- Can freeze in front
of his own family
- Melts if sees other
women
- Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
- Very reactive
- Highly unstable
- Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
- Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
- Mostly found infront of TV ,Laptop & Mobile..
.
Please circulate to all scientists!
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